A @FordMustang Sandwich? Bump-drafting stopped cars? I need captions for my accident pix today.

What a day. I was stopped behind a car waiting to make a left turn, and an 81-year-old man hit me from behind, causing me to hit the car in front of me. 

My car was turned into a Mustang Sandwich.

Anyone have ideas for captions for any of these pics? I'm thinking we can come up with something about bump-drafting, since the PotHole 500, um, Daytona 500 was yesterday.

I figured it's either laugh or cry, and laughing takes a lot less energy.

Barbara

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